Now this is more like it. Mariah Carey stayed true to her word of shedding the extra pounds she gained while recording her latest “opus” Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel. Although she’s still a ways off from her super-hot Touch My Body body, she’s getting there. Let’s just hope she’s doing it the safe way and not going on some crazy diet or pill-popping extreme. Wouldn’t wanna lose such a precious musical gem in her prime.

What the heck happened to Elizabeth Berkley’s ass? Remember how nice and tight and perfect it was in Showgirls? Well, I guess bad reviews and a struggling career will do that for you. It’s such a shame since she had one of the hottest bodies in showbiz around. Despite her failed movie life post-Showgirls, she’s still doing her best to re-enter the A-list. So she’s taking the “serious actress” route by appearing on Broadway in several plays, and getting a few good reviews while she’s at it. So I guess there’s hope for Liz yet. Just, work on getting that ass back, okay?

Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Cole just celebrated her 26th birthday. And what better way to say thanks for her time on this planet than to reveal the girls in a low-cut dress that screams “Happy Birthday To Me!”. She has a lot to celebrate this year, but among them is not a break-out hit album for her and the Girls. Well, at least not in the US. They may be hot stuff in the UK but I have to say I have never heard not one of their songs. Thank God they’re hot.

Latina singing superstar Shakira is set to release her new album entitled She Wolf very soon. And to promote the similarly-titled first single, she’s doing something really different. Apparently, there are certain Shakira look-alikes roaming the streets and “attacking” unsuspecting men. Like a real-life she-wolf. Of course, the whole thing is staged, but it definitely caught the eye of pedestrians. I don’t know what that has to do with Shakira’s music, but with the ever-changing scene, artists need to do practically anything to get noticed. I think that album cover is a pretty good start.

Even though she’s finished with principal photography for her upcoming movie, the adaptation of the acclaimed novel Never Let Me Go, Kiera Knightley isn’t getting any time off. She jumped straight into shooting London Boulevard where she plays a reclusive actress to Colin Farrell’s criminal on the run. Then it’s off to film The Beautiful and the Damned playing real-life crazy woman Zelda Fitzgerald. Add to that the rumors that she’ll be playing Eliza Doolitle in the remake of My Fair Lady (can she sing?) she won’t have any time off. Yet she has time to go shopping with boyfriend Rupert Friend. Looks like we’ll see a lot of Kiera in the next few months. Which is a good thing.

Looks like America’s favorite midget bitch is making waves because of her nude scene in the upcoming I Love You, Beth Cooper. But Hayden Panettiere will always be a fugly boob to me. She needs to strip for her movies if she wants any chance of people seeing it. But then again, if I wanted to see a four-foot-nothing nude girl, I’d be a maternity nurse. Because I don’t think there’s any difference between a naked baby and Hayden nude. They’re both just as unsexy.

How could a girl this hot be related to such a douche? It helps that Stephanie Pratt looks nothing like her a-hole bro Spencer, or else she would be a complete waste. With that awesome body and flaxen blonde hair, it would be kinda frightening is she resembled that d**khead just a little bit. Although I suggest she distance herself further from her sibling if she wants any kind of fan base. She should’ve went for that full-on tit slip. Too bad she caught it in time. So close but so far…

Now that the music magazine biz is slowly dwindling with the closure of Blender and Vibe, we won’t get to see a lot of music artists doing sexy photoshoots outside of Rolling Stone. Take for instance these pics of girl group The Pussycat Dolls. It looks like one big kitty orgy the way they shot these. Plus the fact that those rumors of Nicole going solo never seem to die, this is probably one of the last group pictorials the musical act will ever do. Shame. Blender had such a good track record of producing hot pics.

Here’s a sight that’s rarer than Bigfoot or the Loch Ness monster. Julianne Moore in a bikini. These should be auctioned off at Sotheby’s or something. Maybe the reason these pics of Julianne in a swimsuit are so rare is because she doesn’t wear one that often. One look at how pale her skin is and you’d know she doesn’t spend a lot of time at the beach or under the sun. Still. for a forty-something MILF, she looks pretty good, no?

Bitter, lonely, washed up. Oh, and a drunk. That’s pretty much what Katie Price is right now. Add to that - reviled. Her behavior post-divorce from Peter Andre is nothing short of ridiculous. Partying all night, ignoring her kids, flashing her cleavage to anyone who wants to look. It’s appaling is what it is. And she wonders why Peter don’t want her back.