So Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt realized their attendance at the Directors’ Guild Awards isn’t enough to dismiss the break-up rumors, that’s why they went to watch the Super Bowl together with their son Maddox. And they appeared to be very happy and touchy together, they even shared a kiss. A kiss, which translates, “suck it, you rumor makers.”

Meanwhile, while the couple enjoy their precious time watching football, their attorneys sue the News of the World for reporting about their break-up. Now, I don’t know why they even have to care about that tabloid if the rumor wasn’t true. I guess they just don’t know where to spend their money anymore.

Blake Lively was on a rooftop of a Miami Hotel last February 7, screaming attention in a discreet, hot way, by showing her smokin’ body in a black bikini. She was with her Gossip Girl co-star Chace Crawford and boyfriend Penn Badgely on the hotel balcony. Hmm. I smell threesome.

Anne Hathaway is on the cover of March 2010’s issue of British GQ, wearing different sets of sexy lingerie. She had been nude on different movies and other occasions, so I don’t understand why she has to appear half-naked in this photoshoot rather than completely naked. Well, anyway that’s the news, nothing else.

Or whatever that is.

Rihanna performed for the Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam in this ridiculous but nonetheless hot outfit, showing off interesting body parts, and grabbing her crotch. Well, what can I say? This sexy singer sure knows how to give a good show. But the rest of us would have appreciated it much better if Rihanna went naked at one point or another on the show, right?

Lindsay Lohan and her ex-girlfriend got into another cat fight last Wednesday night, screaming deja vu all over. Sam Ronson was working as a DJ as usual when Lindsay showed up drunk, drinking vodka and popping Adderal pills to get her ex’s attention. When these tricks didn’t work, Lindsay attempted to get Sam jealous by dirty dancing with a hot girl.

Sam got pissed and started “taunting Lindsay about her being all drunk and messed up.” I guess all Lindsay’s antics backfired that she resorted to doing the nasty of throwing a drink straight in Sam’s face.

So Lindsay isn’t over Sam, and both of them got the temper! Let’s cross our fingers for more catfights, it’s always fun to see two girls in a throwdown.

Keira Knightley covers Elle Magazine for March 2010. Well, that’s one of the perks of being famous, having your pictures taken by famous photographers and having them printed on various magazines. But there is another side to fame that Keira doesn’t enjoy, and that is having stalkers.

A Dutch man who was reportedly stalking Keira was arrested last Thursday due to his strange behavior of regularly hanging around the comedy theater every time Keira was there to perform. Keira freaked out and felt threatened, because she has had other creepy stalkers before, so she had the man named Marek Daniluk taken for custody. The man was charged on Friday with suspicion of harassment.

That didn’t sound like a strange behavior to me. Maybe the man must really just be an avid fan. But hey, whatever’s best for Keira!

Chris Pine is one lucky guy to have this gorgeous model and actress by his side everytime he needs a hot and furious sex, while the rest of us suck big time because only in TV, big screen and print can we have her. Here’s Olivia Munn and her Maxim pics that didn’t quite make it to the January 2010 issue of the magazine. Now, let’s all sulk in regret that the actor heard of her first.

Here’s Posh Spice Victoria Beckham like we’ve never seen her before, in plain shirt and jeans but still looking chic as she covers Glamour Magazine. I bet the photoshoot for this magazine is themed “housewife doing chores” but come on, who are we kidding. Mrs. Beckham walks around the house in her high-end Manolo Blahniks doing nothing.

Apparently, this Disney couple is still very much together. Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron were spotted getting cozy at the Lakers Game at Staples Center last Wednesday, dropping all the rumors of them being on the rocks because they aren’t seen together that often anymore. Now, how long will this show last because I can’t wait to say “I told you so” once Zac comes out of the closet!

Finally. After quite a while, underwear Jesus Luz came back to his 23-year-old mind, realized that there are hotter chicks in the world and it is gross to be having sex with a woman 14 years older than your mother. Madonna and her boytoy reportedly broke up, as initiated by Jesus. Maybe it was because of the previous reports that Madonna and her ex-boyfriend Alex Rodriguez got back together. But I bet my bottom dollor that what happened was this: Jesus just got in an accident, temporarily lost his mind and eyesight, dated Madonna, and now his senses came back to normal that he puked upon seeing who was in bed with him. And the rest is history.