Forgetting for a fact that she’s the most annoying actress on Desperate Housewives with rumors of on-set diva behavior that never seem to die, Teri Hatcher looks halfway decent in a bikini, doesn’t she? Well, provided she walks around with her face blurred like one of those anonymous testimonials in those expose programs. While she’s at it, alter that gratingly cackling witch-voice of hers and she’d be fine. On second thought, just be a torso. Then maybe I’d be interested. She’d be perfect to star in a remake of Boxing Helena, provided her head gets chopped off first.