John Mayer is denying the rumors that he’s sleeping with The Hills star, Kristin Cavallari, and he made this public through his Twitter:
Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.
I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.
My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.
I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.
Yes, this is exactly how a gentleman should put stories straight. No vague euphemisms or whatever, just plain truth and straight words. I salute you, John Mayer. You’re not a douchebag, after all.