Kristin Cavallari and John Mayer have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together
Date Posted: September 11, 2009 - 3:04 am by: Paris

John Mayer is denying the rumors that he’s sleeping with The Hills star, Kristin Cavallari, and he made this public through his Twitter:

Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.
I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.
My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.
I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.

Yes, this is exactly how a gentleman should put stories straight. No vague euphemisms or whatever, just plain truth and straight words. I salute you, John Mayer. You’re not a douchebag, after all.

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