John Mayer’s tacklessness is at it again. And this time, he talked to Playboy about everything under the sun including how good Jessica Simpson was in bed.
PLAYBOY: In 2006 you began dating Jessica Simpson, and the paparazzi started stalking you, turning you into a tabloid fixture. Certainly you knew that was going to happen.
MAYER: It wasn’t as direct as me saying “I now make the choice to bring the paparazzi into my life.” I really said, “I now make the choice to sleep with Jessica Simpson.” That was stronger than my desire to stay out of the paparazzi’s eye. That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.
PLAYBOY: You were addicted to Jessica Simpson?
MAYER: Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.
PLAYBOY: But before you dated her you thought of yourself as the kind of guy who would never date Jessica Simpson.
MAYER: That’s correct. There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, “I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.”
Out of all John Mayer’s word vomits, this particular conversation about Jessica was the only useful piece he has ever said. I mean, we all know Jessica used to be hot with her big tits and all, but comparing her to a drug on the context of sex sure is enlightening. It just how goes to show how skillful she was on bed, at least with John Mayer. I now just wonder how Jessica’s reverend pop would react on this.