Not everyone can grasp the concept of what Scientology really is about. They kinda strike me as some crazy-ass group who want to live on earth like robots just waiting for their number to come up before Xenu’s tentacles abduct them. But when I heard about this awesome prank the Scientology leaders played on Tom Cruise, I just got enlightened.
‘Tom Cruise was secretly videotaped as he spilled his guts in Scientology confessional sessions, and those tapes became fodder for Scientology cocktail party humor … this according to a high-profile and former high-level member of Scientology. Mark Rathbun says in his blog, he recorded Cruise during the confessional sessions and Scientology guru David Miscavige read the transcripts at parties, “joking and laughing” at them. Rathbun says the video was “well-concealed” in the VIP auditing room, per orders of Miscavige. Rathbun says Miscavige ordered him to prepare transcripts of the sessions. Then, according to Rathbun, Miscavige would hold late night whiskey parties, reading the transcripts and laughing out loud. The nature of Tom’s alleged confessions were not disclosed.’
Ohh man! This is some funny knee-slapper humor! Just wow. We were wrong about Xenu and his people! See, nothing to be afraid of ‘coz they know how to have fun. They make celebrity midgets like Tom Cruise confess their guts, put it on tape and laugh about it in the round table afterwards! Are you kidding me? That sounds awesome…now where do I sign up?