Date Posted: May 15, 2010 - 10:42 am by: Paris
If she had a candy for everytime Jeremy Piven checked out her ass, Jessica Simpson would be Shamu by now. Maybe her funbags were being shallow last Tuesday, because Piven has been playing the staring game with her ass when she was filming Entourage.
US Magazine reports:
“In between takes, he was staring at Jessica’s ass in the most obvious of ways,” a witness tells UsMagazine.com. “He wasn’t being sly about it and would just watch her every move. He flirts with ugly girls, so you can imagine how crazy for Jessica Simpson he was. She almost seemed like she couldn’t wait to change into her jeans, but she was a good sport about it and kind of laughed it off.”
It’s amazing how a few words can make you look like a million dollars. I’m talking about John Douchebag Mayer’s interview with Playboy practically telling everybody that banging her was “sexual napalm” so I’m not blaming Piven if he wanted to find out what a bucket of spareribs and two helium bags taste like altogether.