I have had my share of strange and weird stories when it comes to food etiquette but this recent news about Nicholas Cage pretty much tops it all. The famous action star claims that he only eats animals who have dignified sex. Since fowls and fishes don’t really have enough body parts for a rough sex life, they are what he usually eats. Nicolas then proceeds to say that pork are last on his list because well, they’re pigs in the sack.
The Sun reports:
“I love all animals. I have a fascination with fish, birds, whales – sentient life – insects, reptiles. I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds. But pigs, not so much. So I don’t eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl.”
I take it cockroaches have decent sex by rubbing their antennas together or something as un-wild as that ‘coz I recall seeing him eat one in one of his movies. But I guess if you really knew a decent amount about Nicholas Cage’s weird fetishes, this is probably nothing. This might be in the same level as his sexual fetish on dinosaur skulls.