Say you’re a 50 something year old C list singer who happens to be the widow of a legendary rockstar where you spend your days thinking about the good old times when drugs and booze hasn’t screwed with your head yet, basically trapped in your glory days, what’s the smart thing to make use of all the free time? Well, Courtney Love has the smartest idea! Write a tell-all book! Apparently, hers has the details of a lesbian scandal with Supermodel Kate Moss, so this might be interesting…
From the Daily Mail:
[Courtney Love] said: ‘It’s a great story for the grandchildren, so yeah. Kate wasn’t doing a lot of drugs. It was just a thing that happened. It happened and it was fun and whatever. And she talks about it and so I hope she doesn’t get mad that I outed her about it. I feel like such a kiss and tell. Kate’s great though! Kate’s a good friend of mine. I almost bought her house in St John’s Wood, London.’
Eh. While I would like to put on my shocked face right now over this no-news about this Courtney Love Kate Moss lesbian scandal, I think Courtney’s forgetting this tiny fact: everybody knows Kate Moss has a knack for snorting and tasting anything putrid and vile. Could there be anything more scandalous than getting boinked by a rabid dumpster baby? Pete Doherty, ladies and gentlemen. Need I say more?