Lady Gaga won’t let you have sex!
Date Posted: May 25, 2010 - 2:42 am by: Paris

If you got the mad dancing skills and this really stupid idea popped in your head that you wanted to be part of Lady Gaga’s dancing crew but you happen to be David Duchovny, then you better quit that dream ‘coz apparently the eccentric troll won’t let that shit roll.

The Daily Star reports:

The Bad Romance singer has banned her dancers from having sex on tour because she wants them to “make love to her on stage”….My tour source told me: “She has made it quite clear to all her dancers they are not allowed to have sex while the tour is still going. She won’t be happy if she finds out any of them have broken the rules and it’s likely they wouldn’t be asked back. “She wants them to give 100% on stage so she doesn’t want them wasting energy on bedtime action. In saucy routines during the show she pretends to have sex with some of the dancers and wants these bits to look as real as possible. She’s a perfectionist and wants every aspect of the tour just right.” My source added: “She’s told her dancers they are married to her so they need to fully commit to the tour in every way she requests.”

For someone who shows so much flesh and panty upskirts, this hoe’s reeking of hypocrisy! I am against this selfish fuckery but when you think about it, Lady Gaga has a point. Trying to control yourself from strangling this troll with her pathetic crazy-ass costumes requires a shitload of energy alone.

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