Wow, two Megan Fox posts today! It only means one thing, Lindsay Lohan isn’t awake yet to make the headlines. Earlier I posted rumors about Megan Fox being offered a role in the next Pirates of the Carribean movie as a mermaid who seduces Johnny Depp. Well these Megan Fox bikini candids with her boyfriend Brian Austin Green at the beach pretty much tells us what to expect from her in that movie.
You got to admit she looks really freakin’ thin and boney these days but what’s even freakier is that malnourished ninja turtle abs she’s sporting. While I’d like to fantasize about her as a hot topless mermaid, those trashy alleyway hooker tattoos makes her look more like some swamp creature that gives pirates a blowjob for some buffalo wings.