Well holy flying cow! At first I thought these staged shots of a pube-faced douche pretending he has the gods on his side while running from an invisible force in the jungle was some rejected scenes from the movie Tropic Thunder. Apparently, it’s something better.
This is actually Heidi Montag’s fake-estranged husband Spencer Twat Pratt thinking he’s G.I. Joe jumping tiny streams, flying-kicking jungle mosquitoes and making sure he’s got the right time by wearing two watches, one on each wrists. Man…he is so hardcore! Now where do we sign up this little fucker to Iraq?