Because they practically believe that everybody rode in on their long-played fakery, Twit and Twat decided that it was finally time to pull out the”not quite yet” card before the big “joke’s on you foo!” card by filing for separation.
TMZ has learned Heidi Montag just showed up at the Santa Monica Courthouse and officially filed for legal separation from Spencer Pratt. She lists irreconcilable differences as the reason for separation.
Heidi did not file divorce papers. The legal significance of legal separation is that her earnings will become her separate property from the date of separation. Heidi lists the date of separation as today, June 8.
To hell with it, my mind was forcefucked with these two’s fuckery for far too long now, and I’ve put up with it. But don’t tell me crap about how this attention whore has such earnings because I just can’t keep a straight face with that. The only earning she might have is Spencer Twatt’s crystal pube beard.