Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM bracelet went off
Date Posted: June 9, 2010 - 3:01 am by: Paris

This just about sounds right.

Everyone’s favorite little fucked-up cokie was at the MTV Movie Words after-party on Sunday night when her SCRAM bracelet repotedly went off. Lindsay being Lindsay, she quickly ransacked  her book of 1 million and 1 excuses to tell a judge when your SCRAM bracelet goes off and randomly picked an excuse and posted it on her Twitter account:

“-My scram wasn’t set off-Its physically impossible considering I’ve nothing for it to go off-All of these false resports are absolutely wrong
-This is all because of a FALSE accusation by tabloids& paparazzi& it is fucking digusting- I’ve been more than I’m compliance &feeling great
-@lightaaron it’s from the light up bracelet Johnny put on me-also, they can check probation records for alcohol as i got tested YESTERDAY”

You know I’m kinda disappointed this sly hoe didn’t pick Excuse #98786: Naked guy doing shots on SCRAM before bathroom romp. I shit you not, that would’ve been more believable.

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