Britney Spears sexually harassed her bodyguard
Date Posted: June 10, 2010 - 2:13 am by: Paris

Just when I thought Cheetos Girl couldn’t get any crazier…

Being Britney’s bodyguard is probably one of the most chaotic jobs on earth. Not only do you have to protect her from the paparazzis and keep her pussay from hangin’ out, you also have to live with her emotional breakdowns everyday. And if she happens to have an eye for your nads, she will sexually harass you without shame. I’m not even kidding dude. Just ask her ex-bodyguard *in deep Spanish accent* Fernando…

The Sun reports:

Fernando Flores, 29, stormed out after allegedly facing a series of bizarre come-ons. He told pals Britney, 28, often paraded naked in front of him and beckoned him into her bedroom. He is now considering suing her.

A pal revealed yesterday: “She was always giving him the come on and he felt if he didn’t reciprocate he could lose his job. He finally handed in his notice last week and is considering legal action. Working for Britney is tough. She’s a nightmare to deal with and her emotions are totally out of control. She runs round the house naked and yelling at staff.

“All her guards knew they could be removed if they looked at her the wrong way. Unfortunately for Fernando, she took a liking to him, so he was under more pressure than most. He wanted to be a good security guard and look after her but the situation became unbearable.”

I don’t know about this but something in the milk ain’t clean. So basically, somewhere between the secret balcony meetings and the Grimace costume in the bedroom, Fernando fell out of love. Or was it after Britney went out to party pantiless and left him babysitting the kiddos while they watched Mr. Krabs telling Spongebob over and over how he loves money?

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