Kanye West’s Porsche stolen and wrecked
Date Posted: June 10, 2010 - 2:46 am by: Paris

Because life’s a freakin bitch like Kanye, Le Black Douchebag had his $113,000 Porsche Panamera Turbo carnapped over the weekend. But because life’s an even bigger bitch to Taylor Swift and the rest of the world, Kanye quickly got it back.

New York Daily News reports:

Neighbors reported hearing a “tremendous” crash and seeing three men running from the wrecked sports car.

“I walked over to see if anyone was dead or people in the car because I could smell liquids and I could hear them draining and no one was there,” said neighbor Chris Cooper.

West is in Hawaii recording a new album, but sources told AllHipHop News the rapper was traveling when the high-performance car crashed through the garage of the house early Saturday morning. Local TV stations reported West left his ride in the care of a cousin – and that it was reported stolen shortly before the wreck.

Well I hate to be the first one to say this but…Kanye I’m really happy for you, and I’mma let you finish raping the CAPSLOCK key on your keyboard but Charlie Sheen owns the best car burglary case of all time!

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