Lindsay Lohan is allowed to drink alcohol if she pays bail
Date Posted: June 11, 2010 - 3:11 am by: Paris

Good lawdy! Somebody’s been giving that leprechaun sitting on a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow a shitload of blowjobs ‘coz this bitch couldn’t get any luckier! Wow I don’t even know. Apparently, Lindsay Lohan can continue being Lindsay Lohan partying AND boozing with the help of Benjamin Franklin ofcourse.

TMZ reports:

The man who posted Lindsay’s bail yesterday — David Perez — tells TMZ Lindsay didn’t really forfeit her $100,000 bail. The judge just applied the $100,000 to the new, enhanced bail, adding another $100,000 on, thus forcing Lindsay to pay an additional 10% premium to Perez. So Lindsay has really lost nothing, other than having to pay a total of $20,000 to the bail bondsman. If the SCRAM people tell the judge Lindsay is drinking again, the judge will go through the same drill. Judge Revel can’t revoke bail altogether and throw Lindsay in jail … because the case involves only a misdemeanor. As long as Lindsay keeps paying the increased premium, she’ll be free.

So basically, this leech is the fuckin’ Houdini of the celeb world. Looks like justice won’t be throwing Lindsay Lohan’s ass in jail anytime soon. That being said, I guess it’s safe to say this this David Perez is like the god of blowjobs right now.

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