Guess who’s getting engaged again? While I’ve always thought Megan Fox is just a bimbo with a pretty face, she’s actually a bimbo with a pretty face who can handle being in a long term relationship and that either means she’s got some really low self-esteem issues or Brian Austin Green is actually Peter North in bed. I’m gonna go ahead and go with the first choice, since I don’t want to think I’m not the biggest guy she’s ever had. Anyway the nosy bitches over at US Weekly is saying that BAG proposed to her during their Hawaiian getaway and gave her a 2-carat ring—that got lost at the end of the night.
US Weekly reports:
“I saw her jumping up and down,” a witness tells Us Weekly of the beachside proposal at the Four Seasons Hualalai hotel on the Big Island in Hawaii. “Later, I saw a half dozen staff sifting through the sand.” Alas, the 2-carat sparkler, which the pair picked out together from Excalibur jewelry store in Beverly Hills, remains MIA. “Security and maintenance staff spent a couple of hours looking for it,” another source tells Us Weekly. “No one found it.”
Given Megan Fox’s history on public displays of naughty affection, did somebody go and check inside her vajayjay? I mean…just saying it might have went MIA in the middle of their ‘intimate’ dinner.