Lindsay Lohan’s urinalysis that’s supposed to determine whether or not she has been fucking with alcohol just came out and surprise!…it’s negative.
“They did a urinalysis through Medtox labs and it was indicated conclusively that there was no alcohol in her system at that time,” says a source with knowledge of the test results.
“She was ordered to go right in and today just got report back and it was negative.”
“She’s doing really well at being sober and clean,” another source tells E! News.
Okay but let’s not forget that it’s Lindsay Houdini Lohan we’re talking about here fellas. The same person who has been twirling the law in her little cokey palm and worming her way out of jail time. This now leads me to think that she has a spare vagina that can pee salt water. Sorry that’s all I got.