The walking wardrobe disaster slash ass-clown known as Lady Gaga probably thinks everybody wants to see a hermaphrodite in it’s underwear so it showed up at a Yankees game pantless and wearing just a Yankee shirt that still didn’t really cover its fug. I mean, seriously. How many queers can you find at a freakin’ baseball game? Since it was drunk and bored like a pedophile in an empty playground, it started fondling its tits in the freakin’ stadium which caused the security to ban its hermy ass for good.
NewYork Post reports:
A fuming Hal Steinbrenner informed Yankee Stadium executives that Lady Gaga is permanently banned from the team’s clubhouse after her boozy antics — including swigging whiskey and repeatedly fondling her boobs — during a visit to the house that Ruth built Friday night, sources told The Post.
The songstress and two girlfriends sauntered their way into the Bombers’ clubhouse — without team approval — and hung out for 30 minutes after the team lost to the Mets.
She showed up in the fifth-inning and threw a tantrum when she was seated in the front-row. After cursing out nearby photographers, she forced the team to move her to Jerry Seinfeld’s luxury box. Then she flipped off the Flushing crowd with both fingers after swilling beers.
So Lady Gaga was drunk off its ass at a Yankees game, groping its tits and flipping off the paps? I think this is all a scheme so security would take it in the shower while it hopes to get gangbanged. It is so predictable.