Bad news to all Miranda fans and any stick figure lovers out there. Miranda Kerr’s tits are getting married to Orlando Bloom. Boo freakin Hoo.
“He’s a sweetheart and that’s all I’m gonna say,” Kerr, who has talked about settling down and starting a family in the future, told PEOPLE in February 2008.
“My ideal situation would be to live on a farm in a solar-powered house with a hammock and a vegetable patch,” she told Page Six Magazine in 2008. “When this is all over, that’s where I’ll be. I’ve always wanted kids, so someday, eventually, yes, it will happen.”
Well congratulations bitches. I’m kinda looking forward to see their wedding and I hope it’s got a Lord of the Rings theme to it. Bloom would go as Legolas ofcourse and Miranda…well she can go as the Ent in a wedding dress.