Okay I know we’ve seen Lindsay Lohan’s excuses coming like Lindsay Lohan’s naked freckled tits but this time the booze-loving celebslut has added a new excuse in her book. Excuse #347,309: spray tanning.
Lindsay Lohan is flirting with danger by spray tanning, after being warned it could trigger a positive alcohol reading with the SCRAM people.
Multiple sources say people have told Lindsay she can’t get a spray tan while she’s wearing the bracelet, because a chemical in the tanning solution can create a reading which would show the presence of alcohol.
Lindsay’s response to that warning — we’re told she’s still getting a spray tan 1 to 2 times a week.
Geeze, it’s almost like this bitch is really asking for the judge to throw her ass in jail. This may sound odd and probably true but considering Lindsay Lohan’s train wreck lifestyle is heading towards a cliff, a jail cell just might be the safest place for her right now.