We haven’t seen Jessica Simpson’s tits in a while and I honestly thought she joined the Sumo wrestling federation already but bitch is back and if there’s anyone who’s totally credible in spilling their diet secrets, it should be someone who looks exactly the same as when we last saw her in her fat state. Doesn’t make sense right? Well it’s Jessica Simpson fellas, it only makes sense.
Ok Magazine reports:
Has Jessica Simpson been talking to Gwyneth Paltrow? The singer has spent the weekend eating vegan food, meditating and undergoing the ancient treatment of cupping.
“Shocked my system with a vegan diet, special Pu-erh tea from China, and cupping since friday! Who am I right now? This might be too clean!” Jessica confessed via Twitter last night.
The Price of Beauty star, who has talked openly about her struggles with her weight and body image, spent the weekend on a new age retreat with a healer called Master Wang. Clearly, whatever he was doing worked, taking Jess on a far-out mystical journey.
“Has anyone ever tried cupping?” she Tweeted yesterday. “When u know you are doing something good for your body the meditation creates intense visions. Love it!”
Just what the heck exactly is cupping? The only cupping I know involves my two palms and a set of funbags.