Lindsay Lohan as Linda Lovelace is a death wish
Date Posted: June 30, 2010 - 3:03 am by: Paris

Thanks to an already fucked-up and tarnished celebrity whore reputation, it will make things easier for Lindsay Lohan to do well on her role as Linda Lovelace in the upcoming controversial movie Inferno. But nosy professional experts are saying the movie is going to take a toll on Lindsay Lohan’s self-image. Huh. You don’t say..

Hollywood Life reports:

“It’s not going to do any good for her already tarnished reputation — I think this movie hits a little too close to home. If she’s serious about getting her career back on track, she needs to take on a more mature and sophisticated role to show how her talent has progressed over the years.” In the film, which is set to begin filming as early as August, Lindsay has filthy lines like, “Is there anything in this life I like more than cock sucking? Okay. Well, one thing. On OCCASION. I love it when my man Chuck socks it to me in the ass” and “I was put on this earth for one thing and one thing only — sucking a footlong cock!”

Even if the film is well-produced, directed and acted (three MAJOR ifs), there’s also the worry that audiences will feel uncomfortable watching the young starlet reenacting the hard-partying lifestyle that brought her to her current SCRAM-bracelet wearing state in the first place.

“My issue isn’t with the graphic sex and language, but I do think it will be painful to see a very sad person’s life opened up to the masses,” the casting director said, sympathizing, “Linda Lovelace’s life hits too close to home to Lindsay’s.”

I can’t imagine this film doing further damage to Lindsay Lohan’s ass. It’s not like we don’t already see her living the life of a slutty cokewhore who sucks dicks for a career position in Hollywood.

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