Lindsay Lohan’s ass is wanted by lesbian gangs in jail
Date Posted: July 15, 2010 - 2:07 am by: Paris

Lindsay Lohan’s ass isn’t in jail yet but the lesbian gangs are already smelling her ginger firecrotch from miles away and wanting the bitch.

The Sun reports:

Tamara Haley, 38, doing time for heroin possession and prostitution, said last night: “Everyone will want a piece of her. It will make them famous if they hurt Lindsay Lohan. Or if you get her to cry, the whole ward will laugh and people will love it – even the guards.”

Tamara also warned bisexual Lindsay of the jail’s lesbian gangs – and offered advice on how to avoid their clutches.

She revealed: “The gay inmates wear their shirts inside out to let others know they are available. So if Lindsay doesn’t want someone to grab her ass she’d better keep her shirt on straight. Women grab each other like animals when the guards aren’t looking. It’s disgusting.”

Well dayumm. If I’m not mistaken, this sounds like what consists of Lindsay Lohan’s wet dreams every night. Pure old-fashioned angry jail-lesbian sex.

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