Katy Perry’s tits are marrying Russel Brand
Date Posted: July 19, 2010 - 3:24 am by: Paris

Not only does the British Chewbacca also known as Russel Brand gets to motorboat Katy Perry’s tits on a regular basis, the lucky mother is getting married to those funbags in October!

Page Six reports:

Katy Perry and Russell Brand plan to marry in Maui in late October, sources tell Page Six. The sultry singer and tight-trousered comic will have an intimate ceremony at a private location on the island. Speculation has been rife ever since their New Year’s Eve engagement.

Perry recently said, “I hear these crazy stories — we are going to get married in latex, underwear, in spandex, in Japan, in India, in Thailand. But I think all this craziness . . . is really funny. And I don’t set the record straight as I love this chaotic circus of wrong information.” Her rep didn’t get back to us.

What about that one story about Katy Perry backing away from the isle and away from Russel Brand and runs the street while stripping her wedding dress off in slow motion to head towards my house and into my bed? No?

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