Here’s the Lindsay Lohan mugshot we’ve all been waiting for. Ha! Bitch, you got served! Okay, okay actually, we got served. And to tell you how, here’s AP to explain this foolery:
Department spokesman Steve Whitmore says Lohan is likely to be released on Aug. 1 or 2. The projected release date reflects all the credits Lohan is likely to receive.
The department has said the actress was likely to serve a quarter of her sentence or less.
But I mean, really now, are you even surprised that this is news? Did you honestly believe that this cokeslut’s wild times would be over that quick? If anything, jail time for her would be like a creative class. She could learn how to munch on a vadge better, pick up new effective ways to hide drugs and maybe learn how to tattoo FUCK U on her finger for real.