Miranda Kerr married Orlando Bloom
Date Posted: July 26, 2010 - 2:48 am by: Paris

It’s a slow boring day today and it just makes sense that I post an equally boring post. Miranda Kerr and Orlando MiranBloom has gotten married over the weekend to who the heck cares where and now the two is currently bumping privates on their honeymoon.

People reports:

“David Jones very graciously released me during this period so we could celebrate an intimate ceremony and honeymoon together,” Kerr’s statement says. “I’m very much a part of the David Jones Family and I am very committed to my role. I am enormously grateful to David Jones to have been given this time to enjoy such a special moment in my life.”

Geeze…you’d find more life in an empty milk carton than that announcement. All I can say is fuck you Orlando Bloom! Now everytime I see Miranda Kerr lingerie pics I can’t help but think that you got your filthy elf paws all over her body. Lucky bastard…

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