Oprah used to be a teen hooker
Date Posted: July 28, 2010 - 3:19 am by: Paris

Most famous chicks in the entertainment business no matter how prim and classy they look usually have some kind of a past that always involve their vaginas, and Oprah Winfrey’s no exception to that rule because some nosy bitches are farting out that she has a history of prostitution in her teens.

National Enquirer reports:

What OPRAH WINFREY wishes would remain secret forever! Exclusive Enquirer in-depth investigation into the shocking claims the talk show
queen led a secret life as a teen-age prostitute. Desperate to hush up the incredible hooker allegations, Oprah is digging into her billion-dollar fortune to pay off friends and family to keep quiet…Insiders say Oprah, 56, has repeatedly lied about her sexually active teen years and her “hard luck” childhood – and now her flagrant fibs are set to blow up in her face!

“Oprah is reeling at the thought that her dirtiest secrets might soon be acted out night after night on TV,” said a source. “She is marshalling all her influence and vast fortune to prevent any of the allegations from leaking out.” For years Oprah has claimed that while living with her mother in Milwaukee, she got pregnant at age 14 after being sexually abused by a relative. But during our investigation in Milwaukee interviewing sources, The ENQUIRER has uncovered the incredible charges about Oprah’s time there: She took money from much older men for sexual favors, and one of those men could be the father of her child! “Oprah ‘dated’ men – as she called it – but she was actually having sex in exchange for money. She was a prostitute – period,” a family insider told The ENQUIRER. “While her mother Vernita Lee was at work, Oprah brought men home for sex.’

Sooo..looks like there’s actually one publishing company out there that Oprah couldn’t buy. Well fuck you, people over at the National Enquirer! She could be a hooker or even a Russian spy for all I care! It took me years to erase the vision of her naked in Beloved, and now I’m reminded of it again?? Rot in hell.

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