You think you hate Orlando Bloom now? Well here’s another reason to hate him even more. It wasn’t even more than a month Miranda Kerr’s ass married Orlando B. and now sources are saying that the Victoria’s Secret Supermodel is already knocked up!
Us Weekly says:
“She’s definitely pregnant… Miranda’s thrilled,” says a source close to the Australia native, who wed the actor, 33, at an undisclosed location — reportedly in the Caribbean — less than a month after revealing their engagement on June 21. “She’s telling all her friends, mostly other models, about it.”
While the pal says no official announcement will be made, the couple of three years’ big news will be hard to keep hidden.
“She poses in lingerie,” says the friend of Kerr, who has modeled for Victoria’s Secret since 2007. “It will be obvious soon enough.”
As much as I want to pull out the lucky bastard’s testicles, you got to give the guy credit. He went from being a sissy elf, to a sissy pirate to the fucking king of men who got to impregnate the hottest chick on the planet. Sonofabitch.