Lindsay Lohan’s out of jail pics will suck
Date Posted: July 31, 2010 - 7:56 am by: Paris

Lindsay Lohan isn’t too excited to go out of the jail and for one reason only: she’s worried about the photos the paparazzi will release once they take a picture of her fresh out of jail, without makeup, in messed-up nasty hair extensions and smelling as lovely as the alleyway dumpster in a ghetto hood.

Popeater reports:

“There is a small, dirty public bathroom in the reception area that she will be allowed to use briefly before she leaves,” an insider very familiar with Century Regional Correctional Facility tells me. “She will not be allowed to plug in a hairdryer and get a blow out and she can forget about using a flattening iron. There will be no full-length mirror and only if the corrections officers decide to be nice will they close the area to the public. Remember everyone who works at that jail hates the press. They don’t want to be bothered with all this nonsense and want to rid themselves of Lindsay as quickly as possible.”

I think I know the best solution for this shit. Get a rope and hang yourself with it. They won’t see your face when you’re all zipped up in the leather bag. But that’s just a suggestion.

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