Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt to be legally divorced
Date Posted: August 3, 2010 - 1:51 am by: Paris

It was just last week that reports claim that a nosy bitch farted to the media how she saw Spencer Pratt hanging out at Heidi Montag’s house, and today People is saying that Heidi is divorcing Mc Creepster, leaving him with probably no money, no career and no one to drive a buttplug to his ass. Which means, I now have a 90% chance to stalk Heidi Montag without a  curly-blonde bearded psycho wearing a G.I. Joe costume  jumping out of the bushes to cut me in half with a plastic toy axe.

Anypaidbeard, People are reporting that Heidi’s petition for separation has been amended by her and she has filed for dissolution of marriage from Pratt and he basically agreed. In a last ditch effort to save his ego, Curly Psycho took to his Twitter to state the obvious. So color me fucking DUH.

@mtv I got served with divorce papers? I thought that preacher at the wedding was one of the actors like my paid friends and family & exWIFE
@mtv This whole time I have really been married? I thought we did that for ratings?

Okay I got two things. One, somebody needs to literally dickslap this turdbrain, give him a rope and a step by step and two, where do WE file a divorce from these two fame-humping mongrels? Wait wait! Okay. Heidi Montag and her rack can stay I guess but only if she’s got an accessory in her mouth. An accessory called a duct tape.

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