Since the world can’t function good without it’s daily does of Lindsay Lohan news, here’s another one to keep you up and running. Maxim released their latest issue feautring Lindsay Lohan’s freckled body in a striped bikini on the cover. Apparently, this was gingerwhore’s pre-jail photo-op for the magazine. And if that weren’t enough to make me want to rip the ears off a baby bunny, they took the coke out of her mouth and let her do a little interview that pretty much says she thinks she’s the second coming of Mother Theresa or something like that. Angelina Jolie will cut a bitch.
Asked what she wanted to do with her life this year, Lindsay queefed, “To focus on myself and my work and to move all press on me to focus on the work I do. Also, I’d like to do more work in India and travel to Malawi,” Actually this sounds like a great idea. She’d fit right in the Malawi tribe. Heard they need a skinned goat to offer to their gods every full moon.