If only 50 something year old celebs in Hollywood have the mind of the spankin’ hot latina mamacita known as Sofia Vergara then we’d all save us a trip to the eye doctor from having our retinas crushed at the sight of monstrosity such as this, and this! See, Sofia Vergara’s tits and pretty much everything about her is totally au natural and has never been raped by a cosmetic surgeon’s scalpel so she’s got a few things to say about bitches who are giving the finger to father Time.
In the latest issue of Esquire, Sofia practically bashed Madonna saying all women in LA look the same now and adds, “That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they’re fooling? It doesn’t make them look young. You end up looking like a freak.” While this may be the funniest thing I’ve heard all day, I have to say this shit is all kinds of true. I mean I’m not gonna lie, I’m a fan of some of Madonna’s beats and I’m sure she’s a kind-hearted person if you look way past all that plastic horror but when you’re confronted with major boobage like this, you can’t help but agree.