Lindsay Lohan is out of jail
Date Posted: August 26, 2010 - 1:25 am by: Paris

I’m sure you’ve already heard the news that there’s a vapid cokey bitch by the name of Lindsay Lohan roaming free among us. Yep. The jailbird is no longer licking toilets—among other things, in the chokey because the judge has set her free with a set of rules that she has to live by unless she realized that’s where her real home is.

According to TMZ, Judge Fox slapped Lindsay with a list that gshe has to comply because she’s still in fucking probation:
– Reside at home until Nov. 1
– Random drug and alcohol testing twice a week
– Participate in psychotherapy a minimum of 4 days a week
– Attend behavior therapy sessions 2 times a week
– Attend a 12-step program

If cokebitch breaks any of the rules, the judge will throw her back in the chokey for 30 days. Since we’re talking about the California legal system here, a good 7 days is what that 30 days meant. She might as well start doing shots on each of the jury and it’s just gonna be like a trip to the candy store for the consequences, so I’m gonna go ahead and start the countdown.

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