Paris Hilton almost got her ass killed
Date Posted: August 27, 2010 - 1:00 am by: Paris

Well, bummer. Apparently, this twiggy vapid whore will live to be 30. According to reports, a few days ago, a 40-year old guy listened to the voices in his head and decided to pay Paris Hilton a visit and brought his two friends aka two big freakin big knives to do the dirty work but was a big epic fail after the security alarm in Hilton’s residence notified the police. Cops say they arrested the man around 6:30 in the morning and was hauled off to a local jail. Ofcourse, like any other attention whore, the first thing Paris did was tweeted the incident saying, “So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes [sic]. Cops are here arresting him”.

Paris told the LAPD that she was awakened by the sound of banging on her windows and the barking of the dogs. Above is the attached pic Paris included in her tweet showing cops at her home. How Wolverine got past the gates is still a mystery. But $20 says the security guards let him in. Whaddya say?!

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