Wow. Whoever is the genius who gave back Lindsay Lohan’s license must be kicking himself in the balls or punching herself in the tits right now because reports say that the celebrity lesbian trainwreck almost got a baby killed—with her car! Fresh from rehab Lindsay thought it was a good idea to drive around in her Maserati when she allegedly almost hit a child in a stroller.
A witness who goes by the name of Brayan Jaime said in an interview, “There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street. Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them.” Also adding that Ms. 007 (Drivers License to Kill) ‘pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going.’ So basically, this calls for Judge Marsha to slap this hoe for attempted vehicular babyslaughter! Actually I think it should be 0.08 driver’s license to kill ‘coz bitch was probably intoxicated.