Ashton Kutcher might be cheating on Demi Moore’s tits
Date Posted: September 8, 2010 - 1:04 am by: Paris

Would you cheat on this? Because the cougar-loving celeb douchebag known as her husband Ashton Kutcher would, or some nosy bitches is saying so. Ashton is apparently humping something else that isn’t Demi Moore’s tits. Infact, an eyewitness told star that he/she saw the D-bag making out with a gorgeous chick who was younger than Demi. A close friend is adding fuel to fire saying in an interview, “All along, Demi was told it would never work, that he’s going to cheat. When she finds out that it happened, she’ll be devastated.”

Well if she just spends less time in the bathroom whoring out her crusty 55-year old body and tweeting it to GILF and cougar lovers and more time trying to spice things up in the marriage, then Ashton wouldn’t have played tonsil hockey with another chick.  But if this shit is true, I’m betting it’s the least of Demi’s concern. She’s probably more worried stapling her face together every 5 minutes.

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