HA, HA and HA bitch! While Mondays are supposed to suck, allow me to make it a little less draggier. Lindsay Lohan’s drug test turned out positive! Even better news? The ginger bitch will be spending 30 days in jail! Let’s all wear our party hats ‘coz this calls for a celebration! TMZ says:
We’re told the court-mandated drug test in question occurred last week. According to the terms of Lindsay’s probation, she will get 30 days in jail for a positive drug test.
One source connected with Lindsay tells TMZ … “People with addiction problems don’t get better magically, and she’s really been making an effort to make herself better.”
Update: All of us were expecting this hoe will pull every and any kind of excuse from her ass but surprisingly, Lindsay Lohan’s ass took to her Twitter to admit that she’s a coke-loving tramp who’s trying to quit the bad shit:
“Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result. Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn’t go away over night. I am working hard to overcome it and am taking positive steps forward every day.”
I know our eyes and ears have all had enough abuse from this bitch but this hoe alone is like the addictive shit. It’s like watching a trainwreck, it’s hard not too look. She must be a new form of virus, I sometimes wonder.