Because it’s her true main goal to destroy humanity so her gremlin people can finally take over the world, Jersey Shore’s Snooki is planning to make an album that will melt our eardrums and shrink our brains. Via Chicago Sun Times:
‘SCARY THOUGHT: “Jersey Shore” phenom Snooki is quietly working with a couple of record producers — putting together her first album.’
Man, what is up with these Jersey Shore butt nuggets that makes America looks like a huge jungle of assorted beasts. She’s an embarassment. She probably thinks it’s a brilliant idea. It could be, only if this vapid troll can reach the microphone.