Now that Lindsay Lohan’s ass is back in rehab, back to pretending she’s all about getting her twisted, lies, booze and drugs-infested life back in shape, expect Michael Lohan to do what all loving fathers do to show that they care about their child, go to interviews and cry out to world that somebody is weighing in on his hard-earned money, if by hard-earned money, the money he’s going to squeeze out of Lindsay’s pocket. Michael L is afraid that his ex-wife Dina Lohan and Lou Taylor, who assisted in the conservatorship of Britney Spears under his father Jamie Spears back in 2008, are secretly making their way into a conservatorship victory against him. Michael farts out, “Lou and Dina are trying to throw Lindsay in a rehab right now and get her out of the picture so they can get a conservatorship without her knowing,” he told RadarOnline.com. He is convinced that Dina will control everything in Lindsay’s life, her projects, her ratio of coke fix every morning and her finances adding, ‘They would control literally everything Lindsay does, what projects she has coming up, her finances and the people she sees-and that includes keeping me out of her life.’
I sincerely don’t know what the whole fuss is about. It’s not like Lindsay’s life will miraculously change if the conservatorship will be under her father’s control. If it’s in the hands of a Lohan, consider her life a walking timebomb!