Don’t be surprised if Hallmark increases their prices on their greeting cards in the following months, thanks to Paris Hilton’s weepy ass! Hallmark just pain a shit ton of money to settle their lawsuit with the socialite cunt. Paris sued them over a greeting card about her that shows a featured scene from her old reality show, “The Simple Life” where she’s sketched as a waitress with the caption “Paris’s First Day as a Waitress” along with her trademark blonde bimbo expression “That’s hot.”
Well you know what this means for this cuntwhore. Bonus money for a miniature dog to have it customized to match her Yves Saint Laurent handbag! Meanwhile, thanks for free e-cards online, I can still send my cousin Billy a ‘dont worry it’s just Herpes” card with this bitch’s face on it.