Because Twit and Twat thinks everybody is stupid enough to fall into their fakery, they announced to everyone that they will no longer push through with the divorce. Heidi Montag’s tits figured they needed someone to rub baby oil in it when days get too dry and Spencer Twat is the only one willing. Via TMZ:
“As we previously reported, Heidi called off her divorce from Spencer — and as a symbol of their (unfortunately) undying love, Speidi fed each other s’mores that they’d cooked over an inferno of legal docs.
Heidi tells TMZ she was waiting for Spencer to make her his top priority: “All I ever wanted was to know that Spencer loved me more than he loved all this other nonsense.”
Spencer then went out of his way to the bookstore and consulted a Hallmark card and replied, “Through everything it’s been Heidi’s love that kept me grounded. Realizing my behavior was pushing her away was a terrifying wake-up call. I’ve still got a long way to go to repair the trust, but I hope with continued self improvement, our relationship will be stronger than ever.” How fucking touching. Wake me up when these two finally fake their deaths.