Lindsay Lohan is making friends in rehab
Date Posted: October 4, 2010 - 3:29 am by: Paris

If you’re one of those fuckers who has a lot of free time on his hands then maybe this shit will interest you. As you know, the little ginger cokewhore Lindsay Lohan is brewing her ass in a rehab right now and based from these pictures, she looks like she fits in so well in the group. Do those people belong in the sex rehab building? Just making sure. Anwyay, let’s just pretend ayou’re one nosy bastard who cares about things of no value at all and take a peek at Lindsay’s daily schedule:

* 7 am wake up call

* 7:30 am breakfast (this consists of an omelet cooked to her liking or her choice of cereal, pancakes, fresh fruit)

* 8 am meditation followed by chores (chores are assigned during the first four days depending on Lindsay’s attitude)

* 9 am group therapy

* 11 am individual therapy

* 12 pm lunch

* 1 pm grief group

* 3 pm exercise (Lindsay can only work out in the gym or do water aerobics)

* 4 pm meeting

* 6 pm dinner

* 10 pm lights out

Wait, something is missing. Where did they squeeze in ‘steamy romp with the carpet munchers in the shower’? But I was told!

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