Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are swingers
Date Posted: October 7, 2010 - 1:06 am by: Paris

Well apparently, Ashton Kutcher isn’t a cheater after all, because licking on someone else’s punani other than your 60 year old wife isn’t counted when you’re in an open marriage. Yep. This fuckery was brought to you by Ashton’s sideline whore claiming that the May-December couple is into threesomes and shit and the one and only reason why Demi Moore’s ass feels betrayed is that she didn’t get to join in the fun. More of this shit via Hollywood Life:

“He said they share women, but he isn’t supposed to go off and sleep with women on his own,” she told Star. “He said Demi had to be there and that Demi likes to pick the girls out.”

While Brittney thought she could be Ashton’s girlfriend on the side, he quickly squashed that possibility. “He explained that he and Demi had a deal where they had to share lovers. He felt bad that he had been with me and didn’t share,” she claimed.”

This may sound creepy but I think there’s a possibility that this Brittney slut is just an escaped sacrificial lamb. How else do you think Demi Moore’s skin looks like the ass cheek of a newborn child? Ofcourse! She loves to bathe in young people’s blood! *cue in thunder bolt sound effect*

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