I don’t know how the heck this happened but it did. Jennifer Aniston is the Most Eligible Woman in the world according to Vanity Fair poll. She beat Halle Berry’s hotness for the number one spot! Halle Fucking Berry. Alright who’s weiner has been given some TLC by this clingy psycho hoe? Via SF Chronicle:
“The former “Friends” star is currently living the life of a bachelorette after enjoying romances with singer John Mayer and actor Vince Vaughn, following her divorce from Brad Pitt in 2005.
And her single status has placed her ahead of Halle Berry in the new survey. Aniston garnered 29 percent of the votes; Berry was second with 21 percent.
Tiger Woods’ ex-wife Elin Nordegren, veteran “Golden Girls” star Betty White and Lady Gaga also made the top five.”
Wait a minute…Oh I get it…Betty White is in the Top 5? Lady Gaga too? Well why didn’t anyone tell me this poll was for 60-year old seniles and above? On a lighter perspective, atleast the vapid clown whore other known as Lady Gaga didn’t win. That would make me maul a baby kitten.