Paris Hilton got tired of torturing miniature animals and is now taking out her crazy on a human being, who happens to be her recent boyfriend’s seven-year old daughter Shea. Some really nosy mofos are saying Paris is pretending to be the little girl’s stand-in mother since Cy is fulfilling his parenting duties and trying to fit in the two in his sched. Via Radar:
“It’s been my dream to have four babies by 30,” the heiress, 29, said a few years ago.
And Hilton thinks she’s highly qualified for motherhood, explaining, “I look after animals, so I’d have a lot to give my kids.”
Okay I don’t want to ruin the party but I’m looking at Paris Hilton’s history here and if I were this Cy guy I would child-proof my own house. Well actually fuck that, it’s Paris Hilton’s pussy that needs to be child-proof ‘coz we don’t want her to breed.