Jessica Simpson has something to say about farts
Date Posted: October 8, 2010 - 1:49 am by: Paris

Jessica Simpson thinks all people are gross as her and thinks this little random advice on farts will benefit us in our daily lives so she posted this shit on her Twitter:

“This link just made my morning! RT @OMGFacts: The average person farts about 14 TIMES each day! How to fart less? –>”

Well I may not be gross but I sure am as nosy as fuck. Probably too nosy for my own good because I clicked on the damn link!

“Fourteen farts add up to about a pint of gas daily! You can cut down on your farts (or at least the bad smelling ones) by reducing your intake of dairy products and fatty foods. Another way to fight your gastrointestinal odors is by eating artichokes!”

I really got nothing. I mean seriously, how can you compete with a fart trivia? No way on earth can you top that so let’s just all focus on that pic of Jessica Simpson’s ‘hang on a sec while I fart’ face!

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