Jennifer Aniston does yoga naked
Date Posted: October 13, 2010 - 2:23 am by: Paris

With all these sob stories about Hollywood divorces, it’s time to move on to lighter, happier things, such as Jennifer Aniston’s punani. Apparently, a few lucky gardeners had the priviledge to take a peek at her gaping vajayjay when they came in to work earlier than their usual schedule. A naked Jennifer Aniston was doing her daily yoga routine when the gardeners spotted her in a revealing pretzel pose! Via National Enquirer:

“The Switch” star, never dreaming her lawn-keepers might switch their usual noon arrival time, arose bright and early to work her buff bod in the buff, said a source- even opening windows to the morning breeze. But just as she’d twisted her limbs up into one of yoga’s most physically-demanding poses, Jen suddenly spotted workmen staring wide-eyed as they walked past- and emitted a scream so frightening they ran and hid in the bushes.”

When I first heard of this story I lol’ed and then I WTF’ed. How can this be true? If this shit were real and she’s able to do all kinds of pretzel flexes and what not, then bitch wouldn’t be single for so many years now! My widowed grandma gets more peen than her in the nursing home just by doing thumb flexes in her wheel chair. Just sayin’!

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