Because I haven’t posted any shit about Lindsay Lohan’s fuckeries for a day now, I’m sure you’re feeling the cold turkey by now. So let me be the one to give you your Lindsay fix today. Apparently, rehab isn’t helping the ginger cokewhore in any way because bitch is back to her old tricks. Reports are saying that Lindsay almost escaped the Betty Ford Clinic if it wasn’t for a rehab-mate who caught her clothes on the fence. Via Radar:
“Lindsay and her co-conspirator were forced to give it up and flag down a volunteer, who was crossing the center’s grounds on a golf cart,” a source, with knowlegde of the situation, told RadarOnline.com.
“The pair was safely returned, decaffeinated, to their hall, were they were the center of a process meeting over what they had done.”
Okay somebody should get their facts straight. I’m calling bs on this one. Lindsay Lohan resorted to getting an ccomplice for coke as opposed to giving someone a blowjay? Believe me, this rat will get her strawberry snortcake one way or another.