Christina Aguilera loves vagina
Date Posted: October 18, 2010 - 12:20 am by: Paris

Since the news of Christina Aguilera and Jason Bratman divorce, rumors has been flying around saying there was a third-party involved and everyone didn’t bat their eyelids because we all knew this shit was inevitable from the beggining but now some sources are saying that the third-party doesn’t involve anyone with a dick. Can’t quite get it? Okay let me tell it to you as subtle as possible. Christina Aguilera is a lesbian! Via Radar:

“The bodyguard told me it was an understanding within their marriage and that she brings girls home and Jordan’s okay with it,” the woman said.

“I met Christina in the bathroom and she told me she liked to play with girls. I ended up not pursuing anything with it because the situation just seemed so weird to me, but Christina was definitely looking to hook up.”

According to the source, Christina has been known to frequently approach women while out at gay bars in Los Angeles.”

Suddenly, Christina Aguilera just got ten times hotter to me! I always thought she was just an obnoxious ball of clown shit but it turns out she’s got some boner-inducing stuff goin’ on in her life. Somewhere, Lindsay Lohan is using her 5-minute free call from the rehab to ask Christina for a threesome with Sam Ro. Okay drop Sam Ro, the visual is ruining it for me.

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